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Mennonite Town Bans Pickleball After Concerns About “Dinking”

June 28, 2024 Andrew

REINTHAL, SK Pickleball has caught on across the country. However, concerns about an activity called “dinking” has led one Mennonite community to ban the sport. “We want our seniors to live chaste lives,” said Reinthal […]

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