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Mennonites Fill Copper Wire Shortage By Stretching Pennies

August 8, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB A recent rash of copper wire thefts has left a huge shortage in the community of Winkler, which has thankfully been filled by a dedicated team of Mennonite volunteers. “We’ve been stretching pennies […]

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