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Local Man Finally Switches from Cassette to CD Just in Time for the Demise of CDs

December 15, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Bennie B. Plett, 67, has finally decided to get rid of all his old gospel tapes and replace them with this new technology he just discovered called the Compact Disc, or […]

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