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Mennonite Man Discovers Suspenders Are No Good for Bungee Jumping

May 15, 2017 Andrew

WICHITA, KS Local man Darrel P. Friesen, 41, discovered the hard way that your typical Mennonite suspenders from Wal-Mart are completely insufficient to use for bungee jumping. Mr. Friesen somehow managed to survive the fall, but […]

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