The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

basement

The Daily Bonnet

Steinbach Man Opens ‘Noah’s Ark Encounter’ in His Basement

September 17, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Pete Brandt has made the best of his basement flooding situation, by tossing a couple plastic giraffes down there and charging admission. “Yeah, so now that the basement living room is […]

Unger Conviction

Church Basement Chair Recruited To Help Change Lightbulb

August 16, 2024 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN How many Mennonites does it take to change a lightbulb? Two … plus one of those wooden church basement chairs. For centuries Mennonites have called upon the wooden church basement chair to […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Nation Eliminates Poverty with $100 Million Investment in Jesus Commercials
    February 13, 2024
  • Saudi Arabia to Remove All Statues of Justin Trudeau
    August 14, 2018
  • Efforts Intensify to Dislodge Fred Penner from Log
    March 27, 2021
  • Mennonite Woman Hires Connor Hellebuyck to Strain Her Potatoes
    December 2, 2018
  • Mennonites Flock to Get their Hands on $65 Elton John T-Shirts
    October 5, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved