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Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026 Andrew

MIAMI, FL The ancient Canaanite deity Baal is super excited to have a statue in his honour placed just outside the Trump golf course in Florida. “I haven’t been honoured in such a public fashion […]

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