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Mannanite Man Still Searching for the ‘Alf on the Shalf’

December 12, 2020 Andrew

TABER, AB “Mannanites” love their Christmas traditions from tutes to plumemoos and everything in between. In recent years, however, the holiday traditions have modernized a little. “I really look farward to waking ups avery marning […]

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