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Only 2 Days Left Until Christmas … According to Mennonite Woman’s Chocolate Advent Calendar

December 10, 2022 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Janessa Froese, 37, of Leamington is very excited that Christmas is only a couple days away … at least according to her advent calendar. “It’s been a long and delicious December,” said Froese, […]

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Mennonite Woman Devours Entire Advent Calendar One Week In

December 9, 2019 Andrew

HILLSBORO, KS Mrs. Jost, 51, was sick and tired of this “one chocolate a day” rule and decided to open all the boxes still left in her annual advent calendar and wolf down all the […]

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