Unger & Thirst
Dill Harvest Early this Year
SWIFT CURRENT, SK After a nice stretch of warm weather and a lot of rain, the Swift Current dill harvest is already upon us. “It’s early this year, but that just means the pickles will […]
Unger Suspicion
Goat Wins Top Prize in Annual Cuteness Awards
STEINBACH,MB A goat at the Mennonite Heritage Village in Steinbach was just awarded the Cutest Animal in Southern Manitoba award this week. “I’m speechless,” said the goat. “There was a lot of competition this year […]
Unger Games
Stanley Cup Playoffs to be Extended Well into July Next Year
NEW YORK, NY Hockey has long been designated a cold weather sport, but not so in the Bettman era, where desert cities are given franchises and the Stanley Cup final stretches well into spring. “Next […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Woman Wears 10 Layers of Clothes to Avoid Paying for Carry On Bag
ST. CATHERINE’S, ON Mrs. Berg of St. Catherine’s, Ontario has successfully flown all the way to Abbotsford this week without a single person noticing her thick layer of clothes. “Got any bags to check?” said […]
Unger Games
Portage and Main Pedestrians Fuel Rumours Jets Won the Cup
WINNIPEG, MB Rumours about a Winnipeg Jets Stanley Cup victory have been spreading this weekend after pedestrians were spotted crossing Portage and Main for the first time since the mid-70s. “People above ground at Portage […]