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Quiz: Can You Tell an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie from a Chocolate Chip Cookie?

April 17, 2018 Andrew

One of the greatest tragedies in any young person’s life is to eagerly bite into what you thought was Oma’s delicious chocolate chip cookie only to discover it’s actually oatmeal raisin. It can be traumatizing […]

Unger Suspicion

Facebook Hires Nosy Mennonite Women to Collect Data on Users

April 15, 2018 Andrew

MENLO PARK, CA Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced Friday that he would be hiring Mrs. Edna Martens, 71, of Reinland, Manitoba and her nine spinster sisters to obtain as much information as they could on […]

The Daily Bonnet

Find Out All the Data Nosy Mrs. Martens Has Collected About You

April 15, 2018 Andrew

After being ordered by United States Congress to inform users about the data being collected on them, ‘The Mrs. Martens Files’ reveal the following information that she’s collected about you: your favourite television show: The […]

Unger Conviction

Stage Fright Strikes Local Pastor Moments Before Altar Call

April 14, 2018 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Beloved local pastor Kevin Wall was nearing the end of his sermon and was about to ask the organist to play ‘Just as I Am’ when he was suddenly struck with a severe […]

The Daily Bonnet

How to Become a Cheap Mennonite in 7 Easy Steps

April 13, 2018 Andrew

Mennonites are a frugal bunch. At least we used to be. These days I see Mennonites with the latest second-hand designer t-shirts and jeans without patches. Oba. Back in my day, we never would have […]

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