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Mennonite Man Gifts Wife Wrong Kind Of Dutch Oven

August 23, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Area man Mark Bueckert was pretty excited that his wife Linda had asked for a “dutch oven” for their anniversary this year. However, Linda did not receive the kind of dutch oven she […]

Unger Suspicion

Howard Lutnick Successfully Negotiates Massive $20 Billion Distraction From Epstein Island

August 22, 2026 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Just as negotiations between Canada and the US seemed like they were coming to a close, US Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick intervened at the last minute to create a massive $20 billion […]

Unger & Thirst

Canada Agrees To Allow American Booze But Only If It’s All Pappy Van Winkle

August 21, 2026 Andrew

TORONTO, ON LCBO stores across Ontario were flooded with American booze this afternoon, with a shocking amount of high end bourbon. Apparently, Canadians insisted that if they were going to put American booze back on […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Narrowly Escapes Church Service in Catering Truck

August 20, 2026 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN Area man Donald Ausfahrt narrowly escaped the imminent threat of having to clean up the chairs after the church potluck this week. Ausfahrt led everyone to believe he was in the back […]

Unger & Thirst

Carney Asks Provinces to Return Shitty Inferior American Beer to Stores

August 19, 2026 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON With a potential trade deal in the works, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is asking Canadian to start drinking shitty inferior American beer once again. “As a gesture of good will to our […]

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