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Unger Suspicion

‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026 Andrew

VANDERHOOF, BC A movie about the Hiebert Family Singers has risen to number one on Mennonite Netflix this week. “The story follows the Hieberts as they face off against their rival gospel quartet known as […]

Unger Conviction

Mysterious Formations Appear on Church Parking Lot Overnight

March 21, 2026 Andrew

VANDERHOOF, BC Pastor Dave pulled up onto the lot this morning for his marriage counselling sessions with the Thiessens only to find that the entire lot was covered with mysterious black circles and the whole […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Buys Over a Million Dollars in Co-op Gas Just to Get a Huge Dividend Cheque

March 20, 2026 Andrew

BLUMENORT, AB Area man Peter Dueck used the equity on his pea farm to buy over a million dollars of fuel at the local Co-op this past year, hoping for a really awesome dividend cheque in spring. “I […]

Unger & Thirst

Strawberries Discovered on Mennonite Man’s Vereniki

March 19, 2026 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB A visiting couple from southern Manitoba made a shocking discovery in La Crete, Alberta this week: strawberries on vereniki. “Nah, oba, I’ve never even heard of such,” said Andrew Unger of Steinbach. […]

Unger Suspicion

Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase

March 18, 2026 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Gas stations across the province are going the extra mile this week by providing each paying customer with a complimentary kick in the groin. “We’re trying to stand out from the crowd by […]

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