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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman’s Medicine Cabinet Filled with Brandy

October 24, 2024 Andrew

ROSTHERN, SK Area woman Ruth Penner, 71, felt a sniffle coming on his morning and decided she needed to check her medicine cabinet to see what she had in stock. “Ahh, I think this should […]

Unger the Influence

Mixup Has Trudeau “Re-signing” Instead of Resigning

October 23, 2024 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON After weeks of pressure, a group of rogue MPs have convinced Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to re-sign with the Liberal team. “Hey, you know, I was thinking of quitting, but with all this […]

Unger & Thirst

Shuttered Winnipeg 7/11s to be Turned into Tim Hortons

October 22, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Winnipegers were relieved to discover that all the recently closed 7/11 stores are going to reopen as Tim Hortons. “If I can’t get a bean burrito and a Slurpee,” said area man Art […]

Unger the Influence

British Columbia Still Counting their Vogts

October 21, 2024 Andrew

VICTORIA, BC Elections BC released an initial Vogt count this weekend, but the full results will not be known until all the Vogts are counted. “I think there’s a whole bunch of Vogts in Abbotsford […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Couple Drives All the Way to Grand Forks for Chick-fil-A … On a Sunday

October 20, 2024 Andrew

GRAND FORKS, ND The Broesky family of Mitchell, Manitoba loaded up the minivan this morning for what they hoped would be a lovely afternoon outing in Grand Forks. Unfortunately for the Broeskys, they had to […]

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