LEAMINGTON, ON
Pastor Pete noticed the church was running low on Welch’s this week and decided to take the truck over to the superstore for some non-alcoholic communion juice.
“I’m also stocking up in Ritz crackers,” said Pete. “A pastor’s always gotta be prepared!”
Pastor Pete filled a entire truck bed with Welch’s because some of the youth kids had been secretly drinking it behind the church during faspa.
“I think they don’t know what’s in it,” said Pastor Pete. “I guess they had a sugar high…”
The Welch’s budget at South Leamington EMMBCC is $500 a month, though Pete is hoping to cut that down by offering a smaller shot of Welch’s at each service.
“Plus, we’re using No-Name brand crackers next time,” said Pastor Pete. “I don’t even care that they’re not as good for S’mores.”
After Pastor Pete’s shopping spree Leamington experienced an unprecedented Welch’s shortage, which meant the MBCABC church had to resort to using Jackson Triggs Cab Franc.