MONTREAL, QC
Chris Martin is really on a role it seems. This evening, the Coldplay singer spotted pop star Katy Perry arm-in-arm with former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
“They ducked out of sight pretty quick,” said Martin, “but I’m pretty sure it was them.”
Martin has apparently already sold the images to TMZ for over a million dollars.
“I’m donating the money to charity,” said Martin. “All proceeds go to the National Society of Marriage Counsellors.”
Many have been quick to come to the couple’s defence, noting that neither one is technically married right now.
“That’s not the point,” said one pundit. “I mean, I can’t figure out what’s more embarrassing, for the Prime Minister to date a pop star or for a pop star to date a Prime Minister.”
The relationship reportedly started after Trudeau mistakenly assumed absolutely everyone wanted to get with him. This after years of witnessing flags at protests that suggested as much.
(photo credit: michael_swan and Eva Rinaldi/CC)