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Ever Notice How the MCC Logo Looks Exactly Like the State of Texas?

January 22, 2018 Andrew The Daily Bonnet

Something’s going on here. I’m not sure what it is. But for some reason our beloved Mennonite Central Committee has been using a logo that’s shaped exactly like the state of Texas. And this has been going on for years! It’s even more similar if you rotate it 90 degrees clockwise.

Now I know the MCC logo is a mash-up of a cross and a dove…but then that raises the question of why the state of Texas is shaped like a cross and a dove? It’s hardly the most peaceful state. And their preferred method of execution is lethal injection not crucifixion. I just don’t get it.

I suppose there are a few Mennonites in Texas. I mean, Mennonites are everywhere, but wouldn’t it have made more sense to make it shaped like Pennsylvania or Indiana or Manitoba?

Oba, this just has me baffled….

Any theories?

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