OMAHA, NE Thousands of teens and boomers found themselves in the exact same movie theatre this week, but for completely different reasons. “Woah, Grandma, I had no idea you were such a big Timothée Chalamet […]
CALGARY, AB In a total coincidence, area man Calvin Berg just happened to find a really neat political commentator who “tells it like it is,” by which he means “says exactly what I want to […]
SEATTLE, WA Starting this week, Amazon will be offering a new option to have your package delivered at least two weeks late. “Or more,” said CEO Jeff Bezos. “It’s always been our goal to deliver […]
ALTOONA, PA A nationwide manhunt has ended in the arrest of a tall handsome moustachioed plumber named Luigi. “I’m innocent, I tell you, innocent,” yelled Luigi as he was taken into custody by Altoona police/koopa […]
MOSCOW, RUSSIA The friendly staff at Kuntsevo Independent Living Community in Moscow are welcoming brutal dictators from around the world to experience the comforts and ease of retirement at their lovely new campus. “Each suite […]
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