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LEAMINGTON, ON 83-year-old Taunte Liza of Leamington has finally caught herself a catch. This according to the rumours being spread on the prayer chain this week. “I peeked into the church one afternoon and saw […]
ABBOTSFORD, BC A Jeopardy! clue this past week has made two Mennonite mayors world famous. Abbotsford mayor Ross Siemens and Winkler mayor Henry Siemens were mentioned in the clue, which had contestants stumped. “I couldn’t […]
ALTONA, MB It’s the biggest art heist in Canadian history as residents of Altona woke up this morning to discover their beloved giant Van Gogh had vanished. “I’m guessing it was the Funk boys with […]
ST. JACOB’S, ON Mrs. Martin is feeling like she won the lottery this week after a particularly windy day blew all of Mrs. Schmidt’s clothes right into her yard. “This should keep the Martins supplied […]
WINNIPEG, MB The New Winnipeg Transit Network has received mixed reviews across the city, no more so than in North Kildonan where Henderson Highway is being permanently closed to motorized vehicular traffic after an urgent […]
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