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ABBOTSFORD, BC Mennonites across the Fraser Valley are in a panic this week after they learned that Costco would no longer be allowing entire church congregations to pass around one membership card. “I think Mrs. […]
WINNIPEG, MB The Ungers who live just south of the city could not make it to Concordia on time and had to settle for having their child born at St. Boniface. “Well, I guess I’m […]
MORDEN, MB “I don’t even know what’s happening until I see it in The Unger Review,” said Mrs. Brandt of Morden. “It’s basically the only news site these days without a paywall.” Paywalls, coupled with […]
Have you ever wondered who is the most famous person with your surname? No? Well, you’re just being humble, I suppose. And that’s okay. But for those Mennonites who have less-than-traditional views on this matter, […]
DEACONS CORNER, MB Area man Steve Froese, 41, was at a Fringe Fest performance by The Naked Mennonite this afternoon, when he realized he didn’t have enough gas to make it all the way back […]
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