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Presence of Rock Band in Elkhart Sparks Fiery Theological Debate

November 2, 2023 Andrew

ELKHART, IN When word got out that legendary Canadian rock band The Guess Who was playing the small Mennonite town of Elkhart, Indiana this weekend, students at Anabaptist Mennonite Biblical Seminary gathered to debate the […]

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Mennonite Church Suspends Man 41 Weeks for Using Playing Cards

October 28, 2023 Andrew

AYLMER, ON Area man David Schmidt, 33, has been suspended from church until well into next summer for doing a card trick for his niece Jessica at a recent family gathering. “Ugh, all I did […]

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Mennonite Man Brings Pet Alligator to Church

October 13, 2023 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA Diehard churchgoer David Bender showed up at Fifth Mennonite Church of Lancaster this past Sunday with an unusual guest – his “spiritual support” alligator. “His name is Stanley,” explained Bender. “Named after Mr. […]

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An Anglican Church is Now the Largest Mennonite Church in Winnipeg

October 12, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB According to the latest statistics, the largest and fastest growing Mennonite church in Winnipeg is St. Margaret’s Anglican. “While some denominations saw a decline in recent years, we here in the Mennonite church […]

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How to Choose Your New Colony Name: A Guide for Hutterites

August 18, 2023 Andrew

In most circumstances, Hutterites are a highly self-sufficient bunch, but in recent years it’s become clear that there was one essential resource they were running low on – satire. So, in an effort to build […]

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