Headline Contest
Unger Review – Headline Contest #3
Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]
Articles by Andrew
Unger & Thirst
5 Dishes in the Mennonite Treasury Cookbook that No One Actually Makes
We all know the most famous “Russian Mennonite” dishes like vereniki, schmaunt fat, glums koki, kiekle and roll kuchen, but what if we took a little deeper dive into the “Bible of Mennonite cuisine” aka […]
Daily Bonnet
5 Mennonite Swear Words that Make No Sense
Mennonites are not very good at swearing. I mean, look at what passes for profanity around these parts. Dietschlaunt – I’m not sure when “Germany” became a swear word. If it originated around WWII, I guess […]
Unger the Influence
Mennonites Worried Trudeau is Trying to Seize their Buns
VANKLA, MB Mennonites across southern Manitoba have been greatly distressed over the past few months upon hearing the news that Trudeau is planning to take away their buns. “Ach! That Trudeau! This is exactly what […]
The Daily Bonnet
New Star Wars Film to Feature Strange Mysterious Creatures from a Galaxy Far Far Away Called Steinbach
STEINBACH, MB In a press conference near MJ’s Kafe this week, famed Star Wars producer George Lucas announced that the new installment in the Star Wars saga will feature the “strangest creatures ever known: Steinbachers.” […]