The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Articles by Andrew

Unger the Influence

James Comey Indicted Over ‘606 47’ Seashell Photo

May 3, 2026 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Former FBI director James Comey was indicted this week after posting a photo of seashells that had been arranged to spell ‘606 47.’ “You know what that means?” said President Trump. “Quite frankly […]

Unger the Influence

Hog Farmers Concerned as Manitoba Seeks to Ban AI

May 2, 2026 Andrew

NEW BOTHWELL, MB Mr. Plett is up in arms this week after Premier Wab Kinew announced plans to ban AI. “What do they expect us to do?” said Plett. “Been so long since I’ve done […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman’s Algorithm Nothing But Vereniki

May 1, 2026 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB Ever since she started following the Unger Review last month, Mrs. Annie Martens’s Facebook feed has been nothing but vereniki. “They’ve got me figured out,” said Martens. “Glums vereniki, blueberry vereniki. Close-ups of […]

Unger & Thirst

King Charles: “White House Dinner Not as Delicious as the Vereniki I Had in Steinbach Back in 1970”

April 30, 2026 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC King Charles III was treated to a gourmet state dinner at the White House this week, but the monarch said it failed in comparison to the most memorable meal of his life. “I […]

The Daily Bonnet

Cuauhtémoc Selected as 2026 World Cup Host City

April 29, 2026 Andrew

CUAUHTEMOC, CHIHUAHUA, MEXICO The 2026 World Cup host cities have been announced and surprisingly ever single one of them is located in a place that’ll be real convenient for Mennonite audiences. Among the choices are […]

Posts pagination

1 2 … 730 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Manitoba Government Replaces All Winnipeg Emergency Rooms With This One Bungalow in Transcona
    July 12, 2019
  • Local Church to Host Weekly ‘Superspreader Potluck’
    October 16, 2020
  • KFC Implements New ‘Bring Your Own Bacon’ Policy
    August 25, 2024
  • All the Jokes in Plautdietsch Bible are Lost in Translation
    July 17, 2016
  • Taunte Helen’s Coleslaw Declared ‘National Historic Site’
    April 4, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved