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Encounter with Radiohead Song Sends Swiftie into Existential Crisis

September 7, 2025 Andrew

WINKLER, MB A recent encounter with Radiohead’s seminal 1997 track “Let Down” on TikTok  has spiralled Winkler-area Swiftie Melissa Sawatzky into a profound state of existential angst this week. “Never heard such a sad and […]

Unger Suspicion

Man Stands Up During Q&A to Tell His Entire Life Story

September 6, 2025 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Area man Pete Krahn, 62, did not have a question for the speaker at a local conference this afternoon, but instead stood up and launched into an irrelevant 20 minute anecdote about his […]

The Daily Bonnet

Rudy Wiebe Novel Shockingly Left Off Edmonton Banned Books List

September 5, 2025 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB The Edmonton book ban is turning heads this week after one glaringly obvious omission – Rudy Wiebe’s Peace Shall Destroy Many. “That book’s been banned in more or less every other community where […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Child Forced to Watch ‘Hymn Sing’ Before He Can Watch ‘Disney’

September 4, 2025 Andrew

TOFIELD, AB Local 8-year-old Jeremy Goerzen threw the biggest temper tantrum in Tofield, Alberta history this weekend after his parents forced him to watch a complete episode of Hymn Sing prior to the Wonderful World […]

Unger the Influence

Doug Ford Dumps Out Entire Crown Royal Bag Full of Scrabble Tiles

September 3, 2025 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Furious at Crown Royal for shutting down a bottling plant in southern Ontario, Premier Doug Ford held a press conference this afternoon where he emptied out an entire Crown Royal bag full of […]

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