I used to do this annual quiz on the Daily Bonnet and I figured it was time to return to that tradition. So here it is, the annual news vs. satire quiz. Perfect to occupy your time while everyone else is having a nice meddachschlop. Here are 10 headlines. Which ones are real and which ones are satire?
- Hockey Player Suspended for Calling Another Player a ‘Mennonite’
- Goertzen to Spend Retirement Years Playing High Stakes Competitive Crokinole
- Saskatchewan City to be Renamned ‘Taylor Swift Current’
- Soft or crunchy? Roll kuchen debate heats up in Pembina Valley
- Chaos Erupts in Church After Pastor Calls for Hymn 67
- Mennonite Colony to Open Diamond Mine
- White House Reassures Mennonites New Ballroom Won’t Be Used for Dancing
- Doug Ford Accidentally Shuts Off Power to the Amish
- Mennonite Gathering Source of Ontario Measles Outbreak
- Mennonite Heritage Village temporarily pauses artifact donations to tackle backlog
