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Month: April 2026

The Daily Bonnet

8 Mennonite Families from Mexico Establish New Colony on Moon

April 1, 2026 Andrew

CAMPO 606, MOON More than 50 years after the Englishers did it, 8 Mennonites families from Mexico have finally landed on the moon, where they quickly established their most remote colony yet. “That’s one small […]

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