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Month: December 2024

Unger Suspicion

Quick Internet Search Proves Area Man Was Right All Along

December 21, 2024 Andrew

CALGARY, AB In a total coincidence, area man Calvin Berg just happened to find a really neat political commentator who “tells it like it is,” by which he means “says exactly what I want to […]

Unger & Thirst

Chicken Chef Coupons Finally Arrive After Month-long Strike

December 19, 2024 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Mrs. Duerksen has been waiting for more than month to get her beloved Chicken Chef coupons and they have finally arrived. “Every day I checked the mail. Day after day. Week after week. […]

Unger & Thirst

Bean Salad Big Hit at Church Potluck

December 18, 2024 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Of all the options available at the East Chilliwack MB Christmas potluck this past weekend, the most popular, by far, was a salad consisting of black beans and edamame made by Ms. Erin […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Kids Forced to Recite Poem in Order to Get Christmas Present

December 17, 2024 Andrew

ROSETOWN, MB Young Steven Froese of Rosetown found himself without a poem or Bible verse to share at the gathering this Christmas, which resulted in the six-year-old going home completely empty handed. “Ugh, I guess […]

Unger Suspicion

Amazon Introduces New Premium ‘Two Weeks Late’ Delivery Option

December 15, 2024 Andrew

SEATTLE, WA Starting this week, Amazon will be offering a new option to have your package delivered at least two weeks late. “Or more,” said CEO Jeff Bezos. “It’s always been our goal to deliver […]

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