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Month: December 2023

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Learns German Just So He Can Keep Up With the News

December 3, 2023 Andrew

BLUE CREEK, BELIZE Area man David Siemens was sick and tired of not having a hot clue what everyone was talking about in the coffee shop and has decided it’s finally time to learn German. […]

Unger the Influence

Congress Hire Mennonites to Shun George Santos

December 2, 2023 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC After voting to expel corrupt House Representative George Santos this week, Congress has recruited a few folks who were experts in using social rejection as a form of punishment – Mennonites. “We don’t […]

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