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Day: July 28, 2021

Unger & Thirst

Winkler Declares Schmaunt Fat Rationing Emergency

July 28, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Just hours after neighbouring Morden announced they would be rationing the water supply, the City of Winkler held a press conference to declare a shortage of schmaunt fat. “Due to the schmaunt fat […]

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