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Month: September 2019

Unger Suspicion

Shocking Video Emerges of Politician Not Being a Complete Douche

September 20, 2019 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON A shocking new video went viral this week after it appeared to show a politician not being a total douche. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Mrs. Kehler of Ottawa. “The guy […]

Unger Suspicion

Justin Trudeau Really Hoping Everyone Just Goes Back to Talking About the SNC-Lavalin Scandal

September 19, 2019 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON After video and photographic evidence emerged of Justin Trudeau’s racist past, the Liberal candidate for Prime Minister is really wishing everyone would go back to talking about some of his other scandals. “I […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Saves a Fortune by Sharing Dish at Local Restaurant

September 18, 2019 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local couple, Bill and Anne Kliewer, have accumulated enough money to last the rest of their lives after sharing a 3 piece meal at the local Chicken Chef. “What’s 10.95 divided by two?” […]

Unger & Thirst

Toronto Woman Caught Smuggling Three Suitcases Full of Farmer Sausage

September 17, 2019 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Mrs. Wiebe, 47, of Toronto was caught at the Pearson Airport this week with three suitcases packed full of delicious Mennonite farmer sausage that she obtained on a recent trip to southern Manitoba. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Morden and Winkler Tired of Having to Share a Hospital

September 16, 2019 Andrew

HALFWAY BETWEEN MORDEN AND WINKLER, MB Mr. Penner of Winkler was mighty upset this week after he found out he had to share a hospital room with that Mr. Sawatzky from Morden. “Ugh, a Mordener […]

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