The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Month: July 2018

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Fakes Injury to Avoid Church this Morning

July 1, 2018 Andrew

MENNO COLONY, PARAGUAY Guillermo Toews, 26, of Menno Colony went down with an injury early this morning, but slo-motion replay shows he’s “clearly just faking it to avoid going to church.” “We’ve seen this kind […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 7 8
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Whole Foods Bans MCC Peace Buttons
    November 8, 2020
  • Canadian Mennonites Lineup to Get Their Hands on Legal Platz
    October 17, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Confesses to Voting Democrat
    December 10, 2020
  • Angry Mennonite Hockey Fan Can’t Figure Out “Waut de schissjat is wrong with those Jats yet!”
    April 7, 2019
  • Bible School Offering Money Back Guarantee if Not Engaged By the End of First Semester
    September 4, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved