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Month: August 2017

The Daily Bonnet

Cindy Klassen Spotted Wearing Skates at Beach

August 2, 2017 Andrew

GRAND BEACH, MB Legendary Olympic speed-skater Cindy Klassen took to the waters at Grand Beach this past week wearing the same pair of speed-skates she wore when she won 5 medals at the 2006 Turin […]

Unger & Thirst

Pepsi-Cola to Rebrand in Mennonite Country

August 1, 2017 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Due to slumping sales, Pepsi-Cola is undergoing a name and logo change in certain markets such as the Pembina Valley, Fraser Valley, Chihuahua and the Paraguayan Chaco. The cola will now officially be known […]

Quizzes

How Much Do You Know About Mennonites? Test Your Knowledge.

August 1, 2017 Andrew

From Russians to Swiss and everyone in between, this quiz will challenge your knowledge of a diverse range of Mennonites. Let’s see how you do. [os-widget path=”/dailybonnet/how-much-do-you-know-about-mennonites-test-your-knowledge” of=”dailybonnet” comments=”false”]

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