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Day: October 12, 2016

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Grandma Washes Trump’s Mouth Out With Soap

October 12, 2016 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Shocked by his past history of “locker room talk” and recent use of the “S word”, Mennonite grandmother Maria Hildebrand, 78, took President Donald Trump aside this week and thoroughly washed his mouth […]

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