The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

wrapping

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Wraps the Presents this Year

December 23, 2020 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Overwhelmed with all the gifts that needed wrapping this yer, Mrs. Janzen decided to recruit her husband Earl to pitch in. The decision, however, is one of the greatest regrets of her life. […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Thrift Store Sees Huge Surge in Donations Thanks to Tomorrow’s Rapture
    September 22, 2025
  • Mennonite Couple Enrol Kids in Immersion School Thinking it’s a Baptismal Class
    December 7, 2024
  • The Ultimate ‘Mennonites of Latin America’ Quiz!
    August 10, 2019
  • Winnipeg Man Buys Fancy New Car to Drive on World’s Shittiest Roads
    October 21, 2022
  • Mennonite Man Points Out Speck of Sawdust in Brother’s Eye
    February 4, 2020

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved