The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

wind

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman “Wins the Lottery” After Mrs. Brubacher’s Clothes Blow into Her Yard

August 22, 2019 Andrew

HEIDELBERG, ON Mrs. Eby is feeling like she won the lottery this week after a particularly windy day blew all of Mrs. Brubacher’s clothes right into her yard. “This should keep the Ebys supplied all […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • New Vertical Money Confuses Mennonite Man
    August 9, 2019
  • Evolutionist Proves Mennonites are Descended from Abes
    July 21, 2018
  • Early Results Show Mennonite Pastor in Commanding Lead
    November 8, 2016
  • Silly Americans Don’t Even Realize it’s Thanksgiving
    October 12, 2025
  • Mrs. Dueck Shows Up at 4 AM in Anticipation of 9 AM Garage Sale
    May 5, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved