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Hundreds of Expired Chicken Chef Coupons Discovered in Mennonite Man’s Wallet

October 10, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Investigators have finally revealed just what was causing Mr. Neil Reimer’s wallet to grow to such an enormous size – Chicken Chef coupons. “It all makes sense now,” said lead investigator Sheena Plett. […]

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New Vertical Money Confuses Mennonite Man

August 9, 2019 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB Mr. Wiens of Niverville has recently started a campaign to get the new ten dollar bills “put back the right way” after, for the life of him, he just couldn’t figure out how […]

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