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Mrs. Dueck Shows Up at 4 AM in Anticipation of 9 AM Garage Sale

May 5, 2022 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB Mrs. Dueck parked her lawn chair outside the Schellenberg residence at 4 AM this Saturday morning in anticipation of the garage sale, which, according to the signs, begins at 9. “Gotta be first […]

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