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Porch Swing Launches Mennonite Grandma into Neighbour’s Yard

May 23, 2019 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Mrs. Penner was sent flying into the Goosen’s yard last night after an overly vigorous session on the porch swing. “Oba, I was out tending the BBQ and I looked up and what […]

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