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Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

January 20, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB According to a recent Statistics Canada estimate, the City of Winnipeg now has a population of just over 850,000 Friesens. “And growing,” said mayor Scott Gillingham, one of just three individuals in the […]

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Local Library Censors ‘Dyck Picture Book’

January 22, 2021 Andrew

REINLAND, MB A family history book dedicated to Dycks has been censored and withdrawn from circulation by the local library this week after receiving dozens of complaints. “Oba, I don’t need to see three hundred […]

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