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Thrift Store Burns Couch Donated By J.D. Vance

August 7, 2024 Andrew

MIDDELTON, OH A local thrift store has only a short list of items it will not accept, including cloth diapers, encyclopedia sets and, now, apparently gently-used couches formerly owned by J.D. Vance. “Normally we can […]

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