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Mennonite Man Leaves Church Early to “Check on the Smoker”

July 18, 2021 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Local man Randy Baerg, 41, had to leave church early this past Sunday to check on his smoker. As soon Jack Froese and Billy Wiebe got word that Randy was scooching down the […]

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