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Unger & Thirst

Elderly Mennonite Man Tries a Hamburger for the First Time

October 3, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB After numerous construction delays, the Manitoba burger chain Salisbury House has finally hit the big time and opened a branch in the small Mennonite town of Steinbach, Manitoba, where Arnold F. Vogt, 81, had […]

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