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M.P. Reads Daily Bonnet Headlines in House of Commons

May 31, 2019 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Okay, like, for real. On May 28, Hon. Candice Bergen, Member of Parliament for Portage-Lisgar, spoke in support of a motion to establish a Mennonite Heritage Week. During her speech, she discussed various […]

Quizzes

It’s the 2018 Daily Bonnet Quiz!

December 25, 2018 Andrew

By now the Daily Bonnet quiz is a well-established Mennonite Christmas tradition like gospel tracts in the stockings and past-their-prime oranges in the tutyas. So, let’s see how you did this year. All you have […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Snags Best License Plate Ever! (This is real!)

March 24, 2018 Andrew

SANFORD, MB It isn’t often that the Daily Bonnet reports on something real, but here is a rare exception that was too good to pass up. Earlier today (March 2018) Jennifer Wiebe of Sanford, Manitoba […]

Quizzes

Quiz: Daily Bonnet Headline or Real News Article

December 25, 2016 Andrew

Merry Christmas, everyone! We’ve created a fun quiz for you to play at your Christmas gatherings. Perhaps you’re a little exhausted from all the chaos and need a few minutes alone, so you’ve snuck off […]

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