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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Wakes Up Bright and Early to Get in a Full Day of Quality Puttering

April 10, 2025 Andrew

NEW BOTHWELL, MB Retired cheesemaker Earl Froese, 71, got up bright and early this morning, not wanting to waste a single moment. “I’ve got a full day ahead of me,” said Froese. “There’s a lot […]

The Daily Bonnet

Long Lost Mennonite Man Discovered Puttering in the Garage

February 25, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Almost three decades after Art Wiens went missing back in 1996, he was found to be puttering in the garage of his North Kildonan home. “I don’t know why I never thought of […]

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