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Mennonite Man Can’t Stop Laughing at Corny Jokes

August 12, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Mr. Corny Toews of Blumenhof doesn’t have much of a sense of humour. He doesn’t like satire, he hates parody, and isn’t too keen on observational humour. The only thing Mr. Toews seems […]

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There’s No Reimer Friesen for Mennonite Man’s Actions

June 13, 2019 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Mr. Dueck was behaving very strangely during faspa on Sunday afternoon. His behaviour was so unusual, in fact, that other guests said there was absolutely no Reimer Friesen for it. “I get it, […]

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