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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Tries Unsuccessfully to Get a Buzz from Ginger Ale

November 9, 2024 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON After a hard day’s work on the tomato farm, local man Joseph Kroeker, 21, sat down for a nice relaxing ale this evening, only to discover his choice of beverage was not nearly […]

Unger & Thirst

Mrs. Plett Mixes Papsi and Water to Make Mennonite Swamp Water

June 3, 2023 Andrew

LANDMARK, MB Mrs. Ruth Plett of Landmark encountered the fountain drinks at the Dairy Queen in Steinbach this week and decided to boldly try a little Papsi with some water in it yet. “Oba, nay, […]

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