The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

pistachio

Unger & Thirst

Meet the Woman Behind the Pistachio Pudding Shortage

October 9, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Every Thanksgiving thousands of Mennonites find themselves without the necessary means to make the traditional pistachio salad from the EMMC ladies cookbook, because the stores run out of Jell-o pistachio instant pudding mix […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Subway Opens in La Broquerie
    March 12, 2026
  • ‘Knipsbrat and Chill???’: Mennonite Woman Receives Late Night Text
    April 16, 2019
  • Mrs. Reimer to Star in New Remake: “The Bible School Graduate”
    June 26, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman Becomes Pregnant After Exposing Her Ankles
    December 22, 2024
  • Man Launches Kickstarter Campaign for Crokinole iPhone App
    July 18, 2016

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved