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New “I’d Like to Buy the World a Papsi” Ad Targets Mennonites

June 23, 2020 Andrew

HARRISON, NY Papsi sales have gone through the roof this week after the airing of a brand new ad featuring Mennonites from across the globe standing on a hill-top singing “I’d like to buy the […]

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