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Mennonites Dump Gallons of Yerba Tea into Chicago River

March 17, 2019 Andrew

CHICAGO, IL A river in downtown Chicago turned bright green this morning after thousands of Mennonites dumped all their leftover yerba mate into the water. “I can’t figure it out. We woke up and the […]

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