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Mennonite Author Comes Home with Gold Medal in Annual Navel Gazing Competition

August 6, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local author Joseph Bergmann, 78, has come home with the top prize at the annual Navel Gazing Olympics this week. Bergmann faced stiff competition from a wide range of authors, historians, and coffee […]

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