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Mennonite Woman Wins Lifetime Achievement Oscar

February 27, 2017 Andrew

LOS ANGELES, CA Mennonite woman Deborah Kehler of Bergfeld, Manitoba was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars last night for “more than 70 years of putting a smile on her face and pretending that everything is just […]

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Knels and Annie Krahn Make Their Oscar Picks

February 26, 2017 Andrew

AYLMER, ON Mennonite television and movie critics, Knels and Annie Krahn of Aylmer, are back to help you fill out your Oscar ballot for the 89th Academy Awards. Best Picture  Knels: “Da two frontrunners are […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Lives the Exact Same Day Over and Over and Over

February 2, 2017 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Local man Henry Krahn has woken up each morning for the past thirty-five years, ate a piece of cold left-over formavorscht from the night before, stretched and said ‘oba jo‘ to no […]

The Daily Bonnet

Grandma Penner’s VCR: Rewinding ‘Dr. Zhivago’ Since 1988

January 6, 2017 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB Grandma Penner’s VHS copy of the Siberian epic film Dr. Zhivago has been rewinding in her VCR since the late 1980s and her grandchildren, now grown with children of their own, are excited […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonites Excited for New Star Wars Movie

December 16, 2016 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA With the release of Rogue One today, millions of Star Wars fans, including Mennonites, have lined up outside theatres around the world in anticipation of the new movie. The Daily Bonnet asked a few […]

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