The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

mordern

Unger the Influence

Feds Announce New High-Speed Rail Line Between Morden and Winkler

February 19, 2025 Andrew

MORDEN-WINKLER, MB Days before the upcoming election, the federal government has committed upwards of $80 billion to build a high-speed rail line in the five mile stretch between Morden and Winkler. “There will be stops […]

Unger the Influence

City of Morden Ceases to Exist After Being Lumped Into Winkler Metro Area

May 23, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER-MORDEN, MB The City of Morden is no more after being absorbed into the City of Winkler’s census agglomeration according to Statistics Canada. “They’re not even calling it Morden-Winkler or Winkler-Morden,” said Morden resident Arthur […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • New Pill Cures Hymnal Dysfunction
    January 2, 2019
  • Local Man Solves All the World’s Problems with a Single Tweet
    June 9, 2020
  • Mennonites Buy Naming Rights to New Edmonton Arena
    March 14, 2018
  • Headline Contest #10 – Submit your headlines for this photo
    March 1, 2024
  • Fact Check: Do Hex Signs on Pennsylvania Dutch Barns Mean the Owners are Swingers?
    May 6, 2021

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved